
Movie Trailer of the Day: God Bless America, the latest uproariously twisted comedy from weirdo-actor-turned-weirdo-director Bobcat Goldthwait, gets its first official trailer.
The film, which stars Joel Murray as a 45-year-old unemployed divorcee with a brain tumor who teams up with a nutty teen named Roxy (Tara Lynne Barr) to cleanse American culture of its false and foolish idols, is due in theaters May 11th.
It will also be available On Demand starting April 6th.
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this looks sweet!
I AM GOING TO FIND OUT WHY I WAKE UP SCREAMING AT NIGHT
This Saturday At the Slug Jar
Benefit Show for the Girl Rock! Camp of Rochester
We are Playing…and no… we didnt change our name…we were censored for the kiddies…that go to the bar!?!?!
Richard snare….oh they too…DICK SNARE …damn vulgar band names, polluting the minds of the youth…
P.S…..TOTAL BABES! REUNITE AT THIS GIG …WE ARE CLOSING THE NIGHT OFF…WELL THERES DJ’S AFTER THE BANDS
JESSES NEW BAND…GREEN DREAMS PLAY TOO…ITS A FAMILY AFFAIR
RAFFLES, BABES, BENEFITS AND ROCK N ROLL
GET THERE
WAKE UP MOFOS ITS ON!
The show is a benefit for Girls Rock! Rochester, to help us fund a rock n roll summer camp for girls aged 8 - 17. It’s gonna be awesome, even if we thought that the words “drug” and “dick” might be a deterrent for parents who want to send their kids to our (currently) unaffiliated camp for children.
this is tomorrow night, and you should come. Green Dreams now has stickers, and word on the street is Total Babes! will play a few songs at the end of the night.
Local ladies playing music, spinning records, and arm wrestling. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT AT A SHOW?!!?
Meet Baberaham Lincoln – This SATURDAY at BRAWL!!!
Here is Baberaham Lincoln; the sexy, arm-wrestling, cross-dressing 16th president we all love. Four-score and seven years ago Lincoln
staged his own death and went into hiding as a woman named Baberaham. Emancipating arms from bodies is her new foreign policy. Your arm and shoulder may soon be seceding from their union. Your hand will soon be going south if you try to make war with Baberaham. Now lets keep this match civil. No Beard pulling or hat touching allowed.
http://www.facebook.com/events/362431643773953/
COME TO THIS BENEFIT SHOW, YOU CAN WATCH BABERAHAM LINCOLN ARM WRESTLE AND SEE MY BAND ALL IN ONE NIGHT.
Instructions:
1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds.
2. Turn your eyes to a plain surface (your ceiling or blank wall).
3. Blink repeatedly and quickly.
4. WTF! one+infinity
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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